Was driving the NUSSU van into YIH when we realized the entrance was blocked by barriers.
Jialat gets off the van to remove the barriers.
Gets on my way and drives through the entrance into YIH.
Security guard catches us and looks on wide-eyed at our atrocity.
Approaches the vehicle as I was about to park.
Security guard: What do you think you're doing?
Me: *Sianz* Oh erm.. We've got some urgent stuff to do and you weren't around so we just removed the...
Security guard: WHO gave you permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???
Me: *Starts to get pissed and was about to show him my power as jialat stomps onto the scene*
Jia lat: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU WANT?
(PFFFT)
Security guard: WHO gave you all permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???
Jia lat: We are from NUSSU, NUSSU people cannot come in meh!
Security guard: Don't you all know that between 12.30 to 2.30 if you all want to come in you all need to have MY permission?!
The stupid man puffs up his chest and looks on in triumph as he thinks he's got us and expects us to look on in awe at his supreme authority.
Jia lat: But you were not there then what the fuck are we supposed to do?? Wait ah??
Security guard: Ya lah wait lah!
Jia lat: Nabeh then you three hours then come back we supposed to wait for you three hours ah!
Security guard: I will come back one wad! I was patrolling wad, I..
Jia lat: So you were not doing your job right! Then what you want? Complain ah? Want to complain complain lah!
Security guard: *Starts to get scared* Okay lah, relax lah brother, I...
Jia lat: RELAX! You..
Me: Okay okay, jialat relax. Okay, so we can park, or cannot park?
Security guard: Can lah, but next...
Me: Okay thanks.
*Slams the door in his face and proceeds with the day*
Moral of the story:
Elitism is bad and unhealthy for society in general. Elitists are scums. But when organisms residing at the bottom of the social ladder have the audacity to try and make trouble with people they should know they have no hope of overcoming, they deserve a good tight slap across the face 200 times with the hand of elitism.
Moral of the story number 2:
Jia lat is damn power.
Jialat gets off the van to remove the barriers.
Gets on my way and drives through the entrance into YIH.
Security guard catches us and looks on wide-eyed at our atrocity.
Approaches the vehicle as I was about to park.
Security guard: What do you think you're doing?
Me: *Sianz* Oh erm.. We've got some urgent stuff to do and you weren't around so we just removed the...
Security guard: WHO gave you permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???
Me: *Starts to get pissed and was about to show him my power as jialat stomps onto the scene*
Jia lat: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU WANT?
(PFFFT)
Security guard: WHO gave you all permission to REMOVE the barrier and come in???
Jia lat: We are from NUSSU, NUSSU people cannot come in meh!
Security guard: Don't you all know that between 12.30 to 2.30 if you all want to come in you all need to have MY permission?!
The stupid man puffs up his chest and looks on in triumph as he thinks he's got us and expects us to look on in awe at his supreme authority.
Jia lat: But you were not there then what the fuck are we supposed to do?? Wait ah??
Security guard: Ya lah wait lah!
Jia lat: Nabeh then you three hours then come back we supposed to wait for you three hours ah!
Security guard: I will come back one wad! I was patrolling wad, I..
Jia lat: So you were not doing your job right! Then what you want? Complain ah? Want to complain complain lah!
Security guard: *Starts to get scared* Okay lah, relax lah brother, I...
Jia lat: RELAX! You..
Me: Okay okay, jialat relax. Okay, so we can park, or cannot park?
Security guard: Can lah, but next...
Me: Okay thanks.
*Slams the door in his face and proceeds with the day*
Moral of the story:
Elitism is bad and unhealthy for society in general. Elitists are scums. But when organisms residing at the bottom of the social ladder have the audacity to try and make trouble with people they should know they have no hope of overcoming, they deserve a good tight slap across the face 200 times with the hand of elitism.
Moral of the story number 2:
Jia lat is damn power.
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