today is a special day.
a very very special one.
it is...
two days after my precious biao mei turned into an adult!
now..
why is two days after the big day more important than the big day itself?
okay..
it's not.
i just decided to write today. buahaha.
actually, i also don't know what to say.
because saying happy birthday is downright dumb. not only because today is not her birthday, but because i've wished her happy birthday so many times she refuses to respond to me anymore.
she is a biao mei, a best friend, my buddy.
but we are also very largely responsible for each other's unfortunate singlehood up till now.
because so many people think we're a couple instead of cousins. so nobody dares to woo my biao mei, because they think they have a strong rival to beat i.e. limpeh.
at least, that's what i like to think.
muahahaha.
and we are both so stylo milo that we don't really give a damn what other people think anymore.
sadly, we do not go through joy and sorrow together. because she only knows how to suan me.
very successfully.
her biao ge has ended up having a serious case of inferiority complex.
to her, he is:
1) scrawny.
2) lor sor.
3) old-fashioned.
4) zero dress sense.
5) stingy.
6) old.
7) indecisive.
8) anti-social.
9) weird.
10) unwanted.
that is just the short list.
i swear i listed all 10 of them without so much as thinking more than 1.5 seconds. that shows how much more i could come up with, if i wanted to.
somehow.
i think she will scold me upon reading this.
isn't the primary objective of this post, a dedication to her, a glorification of her past deeds, a blatant showcase of her talents and virtues?
alas, sorry biao mei.
you have a sour and un-nice biao ge.
somehow.
i have accidentally and totally turned this into a horribly pointless post.
it's a wonder how i always start an entry intending to, for example, demonstrate how to eat bananas, and end up talking about how charles darwin came up with the theory of evolution, i.e. totally go out of point.
i always sound semi-drunk.
and here i'm talking about how i always go off-topic when this is supposed to be her post.
sorry biao mei.
you're still my precious biao mei.
congratulations on being a 大人 at last.
hope you 学业进步，事事如意，快高长大！
i can totally visualize the peeved and what-the-hell expression on your face right now, but still..
happy belated 21st birthday!
a very very special one.
it is...
two days after my precious biao mei turned into an adult!
now..
why is two days after the big day more important than the big day itself?
okay..
it's not.
i just decided to write today. buahaha.
actually, i also don't know what to say.
because saying happy birthday is downright dumb. not only because today is not her birthday, but because i've wished her happy birthday so many times she refuses to respond to me anymore.
she is a biao mei, a best friend, my buddy.
but we are also very largely responsible for each other's unfortunate singlehood up till now.
because so many people think we're a couple instead of cousins. so nobody dares to woo my biao mei, because they think they have a strong rival to beat i.e. limpeh.
at least, that's what i like to think.
muahahaha.
and we are both so stylo milo that we don't really give a damn what other people think anymore.
sadly, we do not go through joy and sorrow together. because she only knows how to suan me.
very successfully.
her biao ge has ended up having a serious case of inferiority complex.
to her, he is:
1) scrawny.
2) lor sor.
3) old-fashioned.
4) zero dress sense.
5) stingy.
6) old.
7) indecisive.
8) anti-social.
9) weird.
10) unwanted.
that is just the short list.
i swear i listed all 10 of them without so much as thinking more than 1.5 seconds. that shows how much more i could come up with, if i wanted to.
somehow.
i think she will scold me upon reading this.
isn't the primary objective of this post, a dedication to her, a glorification of her past deeds, a blatant showcase of her talents and virtues?
alas, sorry biao mei.
you have a sour and un-nice biao ge.
somehow.
i have accidentally and totally turned this into a horribly pointless post.
it's a wonder how i always start an entry intending to, for example, demonstrate how to eat bananas, and end up talking about how charles darwin came up with the theory of evolution, i.e. totally go out of point.
i always sound semi-drunk.
and here i'm talking about how i always go off-topic when this is supposed to be her post.
sorry biao mei.
you're still my precious biao mei.
congratulations on being a 大人 at last.
hope you 学业进步，事事如意，快高长大！
i can totally visualize the peeved and what-the-hell expression on your face right now, but still..
happy belated 21st birthday!
-from the best biao ge in the world
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