I can't bowl for nuts but because this is a company event and Jo has threatened to withhold our pay if we ps her, we HAD to go.
And that day, we saw the other face of Jo. She belongs to one category of mankind I can never hope to understand.
She is damn siao on! Super councillorish. And she's so much like fish! I think that kind of person exists in every era, in every place.
A typical scenario that is bound to occur during sports meets: The Jo-like character will be very enthuiastically trying to psycho her classmates to go and run but unfortunately, unless they are from track-and-field, people who are remotely good at sports are generally quite nua and don't give a shit about joining senseless competitions for the sake of "class spirit" and that would be people like me and Xunming and we would hide in the corner of the classroom hoping that the Jo-like character would forget about us but alas, that never happens and upon being rejected by us, she would be damn sad and might even cry and we would have no choice but to abide by her wishes as a woman's tears are one of the most lethal weapons in the world.
We were forced to think of our team names but those we came up with were too un-political and too nua-ish. I really like the one xunming thought up of.
We were grumbling about getting paid $8 an hour for data-entry, order processing, logistics/store-maintenance, for making pom poms and banners, and being forced to go bowling after office hours without OT pay. And we are only temps!
And yes you heard that right.
POM POMS.
The saddest pom pom in Singapore.
The saddest pom poms in the world. Yeah, newspapers.
The saddest "banner". I mean, "Funky and Outrageous"?!
The saddest trophy. Yeah we made it. Yeah it's black and white and printed out from a website with the office printer and yeah it's pasted over cardboard I found from the warehouse and yeah I know it's damn ugly.
The saddest scores. I was the one with 69. I SAID I can't bowl.
The forever enthusiastic Jo, busy running around taking pictures.
Here's a secret shot of the hottest person we've ever seen. It's kind of blur, but I'm sure you can tell. I dare not speak too much of her for fear that she might chance upon this some day.
And that day, we saw the other face of Jo. She belongs to one category of mankind I can never hope to understand.
She is damn siao on! Super councillorish. And she's so much like fish! I think that kind of person exists in every era, in every place.
A typical scenario that is bound to occur during sports meets: The Jo-like character will be very enthuiastically trying to psycho her classmates to go and run but unfortunately, unless they are from track-and-field, people who are remotely good at sports are generally quite nua and don't give a shit about joining senseless competitions for the sake of "class spirit" and that would be people like me and Xunming and we would hide in the corner of the classroom hoping that the Jo-like character would forget about us but alas, that never happens and upon being rejected by us, she would be damn sad and might even cry and we would have no choice but to abide by her wishes as a woman's tears are one of the most lethal weapons in the world.
We were forced to think of our team names but those we came up with were too un-political and too nua-ish. I really like the one xunming thought up of.
"THE TERRIFIC TEMPS"
Of course, it got rejected by Jo.
We were grumbling about getting paid $8 an hour for data-entry, order processing, logistics/store-maintenance, for making pom poms and banners, and being forced to go bowling after office hours without OT pay. And we are only temps!
And yes you heard that right.
POM POMS.
The saddest pom pom in Singapore.
The saddest pom poms in the world. Yeah, newspapers.
The saddest "banner". I mean, "Funky and Outrageous"?!
The saddest trophy. Yeah we made it. Yeah it's black and white and printed out from a website with the office printer and yeah it's pasted over cardboard I found from the warehouse and yeah I know it's damn ugly.
The saddest scores. I was the one with 69. I SAID I can't bowl.
The forever enthusiastic Jo, busy running around taking pictures.
Here's a secret shot of the hottest person we've ever seen. It's kind of blur, but I'm sure you can tell. I dare not speak too much of her for fear that she might chance upon this some day.But she is really damn hot and we've "never seen anything like it."
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