i am a godfather fan.
and now that i just finished reading "the last don", i know that if i were born in sicily, i'd be a damn hardcore mafia myself.
why don't they expand to singapore? we don't need no ah bengs. ah bengs are damn no class. sophisticated ah bengs are pretty cool, but ah bengs are basically juvenile delinquents who need mothers to love them.
and i digress. if we do have mafias in singapore i wanna be a bruglione. or even cooler, a consiglere. but singapore is probably so small that there can only be one don. and instead of having the "corleone family" or the "clericuzio family", we probably will have less sophisticated family names like the "ang family", the "tan family", the "yar family" or what have you.
so i'm not just a godfather fan now, i'm a mario puzo fan. u guys should go and read his books too man.
iceman says i read weird books.
my sister asks me "read this kind of book got use meh?"
"haiyo, read book must have use one meh? read liao i happy not enough ah, then you always watch tv got use meh?"
"err... i keep myself updated wad."
"really? taiwanese variety shows and xiao yuan superstar keep you updated?"
rav4 lent me shopaholic abroad, because she says it's very very nice. i said it sounds like a bimbotic book. she says "it's not, okay! er.. abit lah.."
i started reading last night.
i finish reading liao.
and it's really damn nice!!!
fuck man, a healthy young man, an outdoors person, a da nan ren with a bright future like me, certainly shouldn't be doing stupid things like, reading books whole day long.
worse still, wtf am i doing reading a bimbotic book like shopaholic? *face in palms*
rav4 promised to lend me the rest of the series.
but i am so ashamed.
i think i am really becoming a bibliophilic. i got so excited just checking out http://www.librarything.com. sooooooo many other bibliophilics reading the books i'm reading! the free membership enables you to keep log of up to 200 books.
200 books!! that means there are so many crazy people out there who've actually read more than 200 books and are willing to pay for memberships!! those are the really siao ones i suppose. i'd probably take 3 years to read 200 books.
tragically, i doubt i can finish one engin textbook in 3 years.
sigh, this is getting depressing, so nevermind.
anyway, as i was saying, i am a bibliophile. alot of people call me a paedophile too. i like kids cannot meh? that time on msn, xiaoyanzi had this super duper adorable kid as her display pic. really, super, duper, adorable. budden when i told her this, she called me a paedophile!!
"how you know i paedophile!! er.. i mean, what makes you say i paedophile!!"
"it's obvious."
and then i just went "?!?!?!?"
what in the world does she mean it's obvious i'm a paedophile???
nevermind.
did you know that there is actually a law in singapore that states that having sex with a corpse is illegal? i was thinking wtf, who in the world even thinks about doing that.
but it's a whacky world indeed, and there are really people who have this extremely disgusting and morbid tendency; there's even a scientific term for it.
"necrophilia."
And I thought "necro" this kind of word only appears in games and comics, as in "necromancer" or something like that. it's so creepy to even think that people would enjoy doing such disrespectful... things to the dead.
and as i'm typing this, i realize there is a need to clarify something.
i'm talking about necrophilia only because i previously mentioned bibliophilia and paedophilia.
if you're even remotely suspecting that i will suddenly declare that i am necrophilic, go and die lah!!
and now that i just finished reading "the last don", i know that if i were born in sicily, i'd be a damn hardcore mafia myself.
why don't they expand to singapore? we don't need no ah bengs. ah bengs are damn no class. sophisticated ah bengs are pretty cool, but ah bengs are basically juvenile delinquents who need mothers to love them.
and i digress. if we do have mafias in singapore i wanna be a bruglione. or even cooler, a consiglere. but singapore is probably so small that there can only be one don. and instead of having the "corleone family" or the "clericuzio family", we probably will have less sophisticated family names like the "ang family", the "tan family", the "yar family" or what have you.
so i'm not just a godfather fan now, i'm a mario puzo fan. u guys should go and read his books too man.
iceman says i read weird books.
my sister asks me "read this kind of book got use meh?"
"haiyo, read book must have use one meh? read liao i happy not enough ah, then you always watch tv got use meh?"
"err... i keep myself updated wad."
"really? taiwanese variety shows and xiao yuan superstar keep you updated?"
rav4 lent me shopaholic abroad, because she says it's very very nice. i said it sounds like a bimbotic book. she says "it's not, okay! er.. abit lah.."
i started reading last night.
i finish reading liao.
and it's really damn nice!!!
fuck man, a healthy young man, an outdoors person, a da nan ren with a bright future like me, certainly shouldn't be doing stupid things like, reading books whole day long.
worse still, wtf am i doing reading a bimbotic book like shopaholic? *face in palms*
rav4 promised to lend me the rest of the series.
but i am so ashamed.
i think i am really becoming a bibliophilic. i got so excited just checking out http://www.librarything.com. sooooooo many other bibliophilics reading the books i'm reading! the free membership enables you to keep log of up to 200 books.
200 books!! that means there are so many crazy people out there who've actually read more than 200 books and are willing to pay for memberships!! those are the really siao ones i suppose. i'd probably take 3 years to read 200 books.
tragically, i doubt i can finish one engin textbook in 3 years.
sigh, this is getting depressing, so nevermind.
anyway, as i was saying, i am a bibliophile. alot of people call me a paedophile too. i like kids cannot meh? that time on msn, xiaoyanzi had this super duper adorable kid as her display pic. really, super, duper, adorable. budden when i told her this, she called me a paedophile!!
"how you know i paedophile!! er.. i mean, what makes you say i paedophile!!"
"it's obvious."
and then i just went "?!?!?!?"
what in the world does she mean it's obvious i'm a paedophile???
nevermind.
did you know that there is actually a law in singapore that states that having sex with a corpse is illegal? i was thinking wtf, who in the world even thinks about doing that.
but it's a whacky world indeed, and there are really people who have this extremely disgusting and morbid tendency; there's even a scientific term for it.
"necrophilia."
And I thought "necro" this kind of word only appears in games and comics, as in "necromancer" or something like that. it's so creepy to even think that people would enjoy doing such disrespectful... things to the dead.
and as i'm typing this, i realize there is a need to clarify something.
i'm talking about necrophilia only because i previously mentioned bibliophilia and paedophilia.
if you're even remotely suspecting that i will suddenly declare that i am necrophilic, go and die lah!!
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