I accomplished absolutely nothing today.
I woke up at 12 p.m. to have lunch.
Then I went ahead to continue sleeping until 5 p.m.
Then I had dinner and went to plaza and came home and bummed around reading books and surfing net.
I think I will put a pig to shame.
I woke up at 12 p.m. to have lunch.
Then I went ahead to continue sleeping until 5 p.m.
Then I had dinner and went to plaza and came home and bummed around reading books and surfing net.
I think I will put a pig to shame.
I notice one thing losers like to say about governments goes something like, "wah lan eh, lim peh spends so much on taxes, to accept treatment like this?!" or another variation of farmers would be "pay so much taxes and government money for these scholars, and they tmd break bond?!"
I find this quite amusing because they really do sound as if sponsoring these scholars was their original intention.
Come on lah uncle, you pay taxes to make sure the IRA folks don't come knock on your door, and don't tell me you don't try and kng every single cent you can kng to not pay in taxes.
We are in the frickin' highest tax bracket and I don't hear my papa complaining.
And why they all like to comprain that MPs got oh so much pay and allowance and are paid to do nothing and they are just losers who were born with silver spoons in their mouth and have no clue how the normal everyday guy is suffering oh-so-tragically and MPs are money-suckers and are the dirt of the earth.
They speak from such moral high grounds that, if given a choice, of course, they would choose to be freedom fighters and defend the world from invading aliens for free!
Reality check. Let me ask you. If you were so capable that the government deems you suitable for a position that pays you $100,000 per month, would you take up the job?
Would you?
Would you?
No need to answer.
I rest my case.
I find this quite amusing because they really do sound as if sponsoring these scholars was their original intention.
Come on lah uncle, you pay taxes to make sure the IRA folks don't come knock on your door, and don't tell me you don't try and kng every single cent you can kng to not pay in taxes.
We are in the frickin' highest tax bracket and I don't hear my papa complaining.
And why they all like to comprain that MPs got oh so much pay and allowance and are paid to do nothing and they are just losers who were born with silver spoons in their mouth and have no clue how the normal everyday guy is suffering oh-so-tragically and MPs are money-suckers and are the dirt of the earth.
They speak from such moral high grounds that, if given a choice, of course, they would choose to be freedom fighters and defend the world from invading aliens for free!
Reality check. Let me ask you. If you were so capable that the government deems you suitable for a position that pays you $100,000 per month, would you take up the job?
Would you?
Would you?
No need to answer.
I rest my case.
Kang kang reeks of kindness and compassion today.
I thought I won about $30 from soccer last night so I was pretty happy and decided to share my joy with the less fortunate people around the world! What a noble man I am.
So I went ahead and bought t-shirts to contribute to fund-raising projects. I bought from all the 3 organizations holding fund-raising drives today, and spent about $30.
I won $30! So share the love right?
Wrong!
Notice I said I thought I won $30. KNN stupid Livorno +1.5 still lose to Inter! They should go find a well to jump in!
Fuck, so I'm down $80, just like that.
Poof!
Gone!
I thought I won about $30 from soccer last night so I was pretty happy and decided to share my joy with the less fortunate people around the world! What a noble man I am.
So I went ahead and bought t-shirts to contribute to fund-raising projects. I bought from all the 3 organizations holding fund-raising drives today, and spent about $30.
I won $30! So share the love right?
Wrong!
Notice I said I thought I won $30. KNN stupid Livorno +1.5 still lose to Inter! They should go find a well to jump in!
Fuck, so I'm down $80, just like that.
Poof!
Gone!
What's with my sudden burst of hatred-against-everything these days?
Ok, my apparent hatred-against-everything would be more apt, because I was just ranting.
Pearl: Hey! Is your dad going to buy you a car?!
Me: *Rolls eyes* You WISH right then can everything lompang you haha.
Pearl: Haha how u know, I want to faster find someone who drives leh, coming to school in the morning is damn sianz. *Pouts*
Me: Haha bear with it lah you're gonna graduate soon anywayz.
Pearl: Aiyah at least last few months can spend more luxuriously ma!
Ok, my apparent hatred-against-everything would be more apt, because I was just ranting.
Pearl: Hey! Is your dad going to buy you a car?!
Me: *Rolls eyes* You WISH right then can everything lompang you haha.
Pearl: Haha how u know, I want to faster find someone who drives leh, coming to school in the morning is damn sianz. *Pouts*
Me: Haha bear with it lah you're gonna graduate soon anywayz.
Pearl: Aiyah at least last few months can spend more luxuriously ma!
"I'm a loving father, an entrepeneur, a caring husband, and a philantropist."
Saw something like that in a brief description of some person.
I think it's quite funny when you see how people stack up different faces of their personality and different roles in their lives and combine it to appear as if they have achieved alot, have alot of social responsibility, and are so fuckin' busy that they have no time to spend with mere mortals.
Oh by the way, if you don't know me, know that I hate it when people act like they're the busiest people in the world and that other people are just friggin' slackers and are a waste of oxygen and h2o and their time has no value and they're not busy themselves.
I digress.
Oh by the way, I realized the last entry was my 350th, wheeee, time fries.
Oh, I was talking about a glorified persona. Let me introduce myself!
I am a filial son, a caring brother, a basketballer, an undergrad, a blogger, an atheist, a future engineer, a warrior. And I'm also a shoe-wearer, a laptop owner, a phone-user, a sleeper, a water-drinker, a dreamer, a slacker, a nail-clipper, a heterosexual. Fuck, I'm also a vulgarities spewer, a walker, a reader, and an anti-absolute moralist.
I am so many in one!
So many things to do!
I am so busy!
I am the most important person in the world!
Worship me!
Sarcasm purposefully and abso-fuckin-lutely intended.
Saw something like that in a brief description of some person.
I think it's quite funny when you see how people stack up different faces of their personality and different roles in their lives and combine it to appear as if they have achieved alot, have alot of social responsibility, and are so fuckin' busy that they have no time to spend with mere mortals.
Oh by the way, if you don't know me, know that I hate it when people act like they're the busiest people in the world and that other people are just friggin' slackers and are a waste of oxygen and h2o and their time has no value and they're not busy themselves.
I digress.
Oh by the way, I realized the last entry was my 350th, wheeee, time fries.
Oh, I was talking about a glorified persona. Let me introduce myself!
I am a filial son, a caring brother, a basketballer, an undergrad, a blogger, an atheist, a future engineer, a warrior. And I'm also a shoe-wearer, a laptop owner, a phone-user, a sleeper, a water-drinker, a dreamer, a slacker, a nail-clipper, a heterosexual. Fuck, I'm also a vulgarities spewer, a walker, a reader, and an anti-absolute moralist.
I am so many in one!
So many things to do!
I am so busy!
I am the most important person in the world!
Worship me!
Sarcasm purposefully and abso-fuckin-lutely intended.
It's a business book.
Me: Hi, I'm looking for this book titled "The Long Tail", do you have it here?
Woman: Give me a minute I check...
Me: Thanks!
*tiak tiak tiak*
Woman: Long T-A-L-E is it?
Me: Ya. Eh, no. I-L, T-A-I-L.
Woman: PFFFT.
(What's so funny?)
Woman: You're serious ah, long TAIL?
(.... Is she amused that a university student is looking for a book that has a title like the thing that hangs on a rat's behind?)
Me: Ya, The Long Tail.
*Pauses*
Me: It's a business book.
Woman: *Chuckles*
(What's so funny?!)
Me: Hi, I'm looking for this book titled "The Long Tail", do you have it here?
Woman: Give me a minute I check...
Me: Thanks!
*tiak tiak tiak*
Woman: Long T-A-L-E is it?
Me: Ya. Eh, no. I-L, T-A-I-L.
Woman: PFFFT.
(What's so funny?)
Woman: You're serious ah, long TAIL?
(.... Is she amused that a university student is looking for a book that has a title like the thing that hangs on a rat's behind?)
Me: Ya, The Long Tail.
*Pauses*
Me: It's a business book.
Woman: *Chuckles*
(What's so funny?!)
It's one of those times I'm experiencing torrents and barrages of thoughts going through my head and I have so much I want to say and so much I wanna do and when I get down to it nothing gets done and I can't write anything I can't think I wanna talk to someone I need a break but when I lie down I want to get up and do something and everything is wrong and tomorrow school starts again and I haven't done much today and why is she not here and I want to sleep but I've got so much stuff undone but strangely it's not stress I'm feeling I don't get stressed easily I want to do work but no work gets done I want to go out but it's not the time to go out I want to play ball but I'm hungry I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating I just read QiBi's blog and I so understand how she feels like nothing matters anymore and awhile back I was just saying I have so much to say but can't write anything and now I'm experiencing mental diarrhoea wow I can spell diarrhoea this must be one post with the fastest word per minute I've ever written because everything is just flowing out and I'm not controlling my fingers they're moving all over the keyboard by themselves and I know you're having a hard time reading this haha but why in the world are you still reading there is no meaning in this mumbo jumbo of words at all nothing but my fustrations no commas no full stops no rest haha I wonder if anyone knows how I feel but I hope no one does because it doesn't feel good I think I'm not in a good mood right now but it's not a bad mood I don't know how to describe this but I think I can only describe this as sibeh gao wei I wanna run I wanna perspire I wanna blow air con I wanna drive I wanna scream at the top of my lungs but no sound comes out I feel claustrophobic I'm waxing lyrical about nothing in particular I miss her but I don't miss her and I miss her instead but no I can't I don't argh wtf am I saying wtf am I thinking wtf am I doing wtf wtf wtf?!?!?!?
I must.
Learn.
To forget.
I will.
I shall.
I must.
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To forget.
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What a cool concept. I kinda can't believe I spent the past hour or so to compile my "list" of 43 things!
43things also gives you some idea what people on the other side of the world are thinking. Some bloke has "reaching level 60 on world of warcraft" -_-;; And there is this girl who "wants to fall in love" who admits that it's hard to find a good man that's willing to love a girl with a child she had with another man.
It's quite fun and makes you reach into your inner being, makes you feel inspired, makes you want to cry, makes you cringe, makes you laugh, especially when you see what other people want to do or have done!
Some of the things I've listed are kinda mundane, some are resolutions, my dreams, my little goals, some serious and stern, some funky, some are my secret inner desires, and yes I admit, some are downright ludicrous.
I've even set 43things as my homepage and I hope this survives till 10 years later, as I can look back and laugh at myself, and maybe even have the mother of my son, or even plus my son, laugh together with me ;)
I've always said I'm a dreamer. And a Cancerian dreamer at that.
(In "xxx people", the "xxx" represents the number of people who has the "thing" as one of the 43.)
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Wants to do 43 things (Re-order)
1. become a writer 233 people
add an entry
2. write a novel and get it published 194 people
add an entry
3. Fall Ridiculously and Wrecklessly, head-over-heels in Love 206 people
add an entry
4. change the world 1359 people
add an entry
5. fall asleep outside watching the stars with someone i care about 443 people
add an entry
6. be someone's hero 120 people
add an entry
7. Learn to play the piano 3044 people
add an entry
8. get a car 507 people
add an entry
9. travel around the world 2115 people
add an entry
10. learn how to hotwire a car 299 people
add an entry
11. read every single book i've ever wanted to read 1 person
add an entry
12. work because I like to, not because I have to 1874 people
add an entry
13. make a million dollars 255 people
add an entry
14. take an official IQ test 85 people
add an entry
15. Ride a horse 258 people
add an entry
16. start an online business 86 people
add an entry
17. attend the nba finals 1 person
add an entry
18. get drunk 307 people
add an entry
19. speed while driving 2 people
add an entry
20. stand up for a cause I believe in 14 people
add an entry
21. own a husky 5 people
add an entry
22. Have an underground lair 358 people
add an entry
23. learn how to appreciate coffee 1 person
add an entry
24. Take more pictures 6650 people
add an entry
25. learn to appreciate wine 10 people
add an entry
26. get 10 whole pages when i google myself 1 person
add an entry
27. Do something nice for someone, anonymously 38 people
add an entry
28. Learn how to wolf-whistle 1 person
add an entry
29. get in touch with jessica and take a picture with her 1 person
add an entry
30. get better grades 484 people
add an entry
31. meet Larry Page and Sergey Brin 2 people
add an entry
32. open a lifestyle cafe 1 person
add an entry
33. learn to ride a motor bike 4 people
add an entry
34. spend an entire day watching the extended version of all three Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back-to-back 852 people
add an entry
35. build my own rc car 1 person
add an entry
36. Donate blood 951 people
add an entry
37. Gain 10 kg 2 people
add an entry
38. learn Korean 457 people
add an entry
39. make a hundred million dollars 1 person
add an entry
40. trust someone completely 125 people
add an entry
41. converse with perry marshall 1 person
add an entry
42. Have a late night rooftop conversation while drinking wine and looking at the stars 8 people
add an entry
43. shake hands with michael jordan 1 person
add an entry
===
43things also gives you some idea what people on the other side of the world are thinking. Some bloke has "reaching level 60 on world of warcraft" -_-;; And there is this girl who "wants to fall in love" who admits that it's hard to find a good man that's willing to love a girl with a child she had with another man.
It's quite fun and makes you reach into your inner being, makes you feel inspired, makes you want to cry, makes you cringe, makes you laugh, especially when you see what other people want to do or have done!
Some of the things I've listed are kinda mundane, some are resolutions, my dreams, my little goals, some serious and stern, some funky, some are my secret inner desires, and yes I admit, some are downright ludicrous.
I've even set 43things as my homepage and I hope this survives till 10 years later, as I can look back and laugh at myself, and maybe even have the mother of my son, or even plus my son, laugh together with me ;)
I've always said I'm a dreamer. And a Cancerian dreamer at that.
(In "xxx people", the "xxx" represents the number of people who has the "thing" as one of the 43.)
===
Wants to do 43 things (Re-order)
1. become a writer 233 people
add an entry
2. write a novel and get it published 194 people
add an entry
3. Fall Ridiculously and Wrecklessly, head-over-heels in Love 206 people
add an entry
4. change the world 1359 people
add an entry
5. fall asleep outside watching the stars with someone i care about 443 people
add an entry
6. be someone's hero 120 people
add an entry
7. Learn to play the piano 3044 people
add an entry
8. get a car 507 people
add an entry
9. travel around the world 2115 people
add an entry
10. learn how to hotwire a car 299 people
add an entry
11. read every single book i've ever wanted to read 1 person
add an entry
12. work because I like to, not because I have to 1874 people
add an entry
13. make a million dollars 255 people
add an entry
14. take an official IQ test 85 people
add an entry
15. Ride a horse 258 people
add an entry
16. start an online business 86 people
add an entry
17. attend the nba finals 1 person
add an entry
18. get drunk 307 people
add an entry
19. speed while driving 2 people
add an entry
20. stand up for a cause I believe in 14 people
add an entry
21. own a husky 5 people
add an entry
22. Have an underground lair 358 people
add an entry
23. learn how to appreciate coffee 1 person
add an entry
24. Take more pictures 6650 people
add an entry
25. learn to appreciate wine 10 people
add an entry
26. get 10 whole pages when i google myself 1 person
add an entry
27. Do something nice for someone, anonymously 38 people
add an entry
28. Learn how to wolf-whistle 1 person
add an entry
29. get in touch with jessica and take a picture with her 1 person
add an entry
30. get better grades 484 people
add an entry
31. meet Larry Page and Sergey Brin 2 people
add an entry
32. open a lifestyle cafe 1 person
add an entry
33. learn to ride a motor bike 4 people
add an entry
34. spend an entire day watching the extended version of all three Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back-to-back 852 people
add an entry
35. build my own rc car 1 person
add an entry
36. Donate blood 951 people
add an entry
37. Gain 10 kg 2 people
add an entry
38. learn Korean 457 people
add an entry
39. make a hundred million dollars 1 person
add an entry
40. trust someone completely 125 people
add an entry
41. converse with perry marshall 1 person
add an entry
42. Have a late night rooftop conversation while drinking wine and looking at the stars 8 people
add an entry
43. shake hands with michael jordan 1 person
add an entry
===
I've pretty much wasted the a major portion of my weekend looking through many many blogs and reading reading stuff, and I feel very tiny right now, and kinda excited because there is so much stuff to learn, not yet explored.
All over the world, there are wonderful people, admirable folks with enormous courage, but yet are also mere mortals like you and I.
Sean of http://gods4suckers.net just left us and it's really kinda sad but we have people flaming him even upon his demise. In case a first glance at the site name gives you the impression that he denounces god and makes fun of Christians, that is far from the truth as he's actually a very down to earth atheist who just has an opinion against extreme advocates of god, like, erm, a certain someone. (Who dislike these people not??)
(The entire section in quotes below is extracted from http://gods4suckers.net and I claim no credit for the contents whatsoever.)
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"Here is Sean’s brief conversation with the Almighty:
Me: Hi, God
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Sean
God: Nice to meet you, Sean.
Me: Nice to meet you, God
God: It’s nice meeting you too Sean.
Me: I want a choo choo train
God: You want only one?
Me: Can I have two?
God: Why do you want it?
Me: To kill people
God: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me: Then why do you kill people?
God: I do not kill.
Me: Is Lucifer real?
God: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me: Who is Paola?
God: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me: Fuck you
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: I hate people
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me: Perform a miracle for me.
God: For you I will consider it.
Me: Do it now
God: Right now? Do you mean “It”?.
Me: Yes
God: I get it.
Me: Do it
God: Do you mean “It”?.
Me: Do you have sex?
God: Food is more important than sex.
Me: I hate food
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me: What is food?
God: Anything that nourishes or stimulates; whatever helps something to keep active or alive.
Me: God, you be crazy
God: OK I will try to be crazy.
One of the things that first attracted me to this site was how it deals with life’s challenges and annoyances with humor. Sean, I will miss your wit and humor more than anything. "
===
You'll be missed Sean.
All over the world, there are wonderful people, admirable folks with enormous courage, but yet are also mere mortals like you and I.
Sean of http://gods4suckers.net just left us and it's really kinda sad but we have people flaming him even upon his demise. In case a first glance at the site name gives you the impression that he denounces god and makes fun of Christians, that is far from the truth as he's actually a very down to earth atheist who just has an opinion against extreme advocates of god, like, erm, a certain someone. (Who dislike these people not??)
(The entire section in quotes below is extracted from http://gods4suckers.net and I claim no credit for the contents whatsoever.)
===
"Here is Sean’s brief conversation with the Almighty:
Me: Hi, God
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Sean
God: Nice to meet you, Sean.
Me: Nice to meet you, God
God: It’s nice meeting you too Sean.
Me: I want a choo choo train
God: You want only one?
Me: Can I have two?
God: Why do you want it?
Me: To kill people
God: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me: Then why do you kill people?
God: I do not kill.
Me: Is Lucifer real?
God: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me: Who is Paola?
God: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me: Fuck you
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: I hate people
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me: Perform a miracle for me.
God: For you I will consider it.
Me: Do it now
God: Right now? Do you mean “It”?.
Me: Yes
God: I get it.
Me: Do it
God: Do you mean “It”?.
Me: Do you have sex?
God: Food is more important than sex.
Me: I hate food
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me: What is food?
God: Anything that nourishes or stimulates; whatever helps something to keep active or alive.
Me: God, you be crazy
God: OK I will try to be crazy.
One of the things that first attracted me to this site was how it deals with life’s challenges and annoyances with humor. Sean, I will miss your wit and humor more than anything. "
===
You'll be missed Sean.
I was smsing halfway and entered the toilet and realized that the wall inside looked quite unfamiliar and nimbly, literally jumped out, stealing a glance at the sign on the door.
Ya, wrong toilet, and I was like "SHIT" and hoped nobody was around to witness my foolishness.
Alas, when I turned around, this charbor had this bewildered look on her face, only to burst into laughter when she saw me fly out.
Sibeh unfriendly, never faster warn me, still dare to laugh?!
Ya, wrong toilet, and I was like "SHIT" and hoped nobody was around to witness my foolishness.
Alas, when I turned around, this charbor had this bewildered look on her face, only to burst into laughter when she saw me fly out.
Sibeh unfriendly, never faster warn me, still dare to laugh?!
Mark, who has been my lecture mate for the past one year plus, has thought that I've been staying in hall all this while.
I've also often been asked by new acquaintances "which hall you stay ah?" instead of the more normal "you stay hall?"
After numerous surveys and queries, I discovered that I got a "happening look" which suggests that I stay in hall.
BLARH.
I've also often been asked by new acquaintances "which hall you stay ah?" instead of the more normal "you stay hall?"
After numerous surveys and queries, I discovered that I got a "happening look" which suggests that I stay in hall.
BLARH.
Hi lorlilorsor, papa is back!
The free version of wordpress kinda sucked, so I decided to switch back, haha. Just hope that blogger hangs on me less often.
The free version of wordpress kinda sucked, so I decided to switch back, haha. Just hope that blogger hangs on me less often.
Limpeh has decided to shift to Wordpress at http://kangwei.wordpress.com
Why the sudden shift?
Cos I got my name!
And also, cos blogger likes to hang on me.
Good bye lorlilorsor. I'll miss you.
Why the sudden shift?
Cos I got my name!
And also, cos blogger likes to hang on me.
Good bye lorlilorsor. I'll miss you.
Madonna was at Mac's again today!
Awwwww....
She makes me feel youthful all over again ;)
As I was happily going to sms bm about the joyful encounter, I got interrupted by an incoming message and tadah! It was bm!
She was telling me that she was ogling at this guy (tiko de bm) just as I was going to tell her I'm ogling some girl.
Oh man.
Must be the blood.
We're such a tiko pair of cousins.
Awwwww....
She makes me feel youthful all over again ;)
As I was happily going to sms bm about the joyful encounter, I got interrupted by an incoming message and tadah! It was bm!
She was telling me that she was ogling at this guy (tiko de bm) just as I was going to tell her I'm ogling some girl.
Oh man.
Must be the blood.
We're such a tiko pair of cousins.
