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Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you
answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door nearest your car.

You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber
today.

"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Statistics show that at the age of seventy five, there are five
women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get
those odds?