Of funny women and the things they do
2 Comments Published by kang on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 1:37 AM.
I was in the library sadly doing the stupid imparo statics online assignment today when this girl came to join her friend who was 2 seats to my left. So I ended up having two not-bad-looking girls to my left. Is that a good thing? If I were opposite then better wad, beside me I cannot see.
Anyway A was very dilligently doing her work initially but when B came, my gosh, she became one talkative girl too.
Girl + Books = No noise.
Girl + Girl = Alot of noise.
They started talking about very nonsensical stuff which I couldn't help finding very funny.
A: Eh you know the who-n-who in architecture? You know his bedroom, alot of architecture stuff leh!
B: Architecture stuff? Like? So what?
A: Like those, wooden pieces, all over his room, all over his bed!
B: Wah really ah! He exaggerate is it?!
A: No lah, I saw!
B: Wah!
A: Then hor, his bed put all the architecture stuff, then he sleeps in one corner of his room!
B: Aiyo so poor thing!
A: Yah lor soooooo pooor theeeeeeeeeeeeng!
Me: :)
This is the kind of thing that brings me some form of light in an otherwise dull study environment. At least got some form of entertainment. Then I started to guess what facs they were from.
B: You all every week need to present stuff one is it? That's why wear until so formal?
A: Ya loh sianz.
So I think A = Business.
A: Nowadays gotta do FYP, so sianz.
B: FYP? What is FYP?
I nearly fell off my chair.
But that gave me my answer. B = Arts.
Okay okay, no discrimination intended, but it was the first thing that came to my mind.
And I just happened to be at this website that has a list of like 129 things that define girls.
Here are some I think are really true and funny.
3. a) Bargaining for the sake of bargaining, even when the price is already very low - "a man is someone who pays $2 for a $1 item he wants. a woman is someone who pays $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want"
17. Giggling or laughing at everything and nothing / squealing (sometimes like small girls) (even over vegetables?) / yelping / screaming / shrieking (eg playing ball games - when they catch/throw the ball, when the ball comes near/almost hits them, when insects come near) / jumping up and down
22. "Nice" stuff as gifts for others which invariably takes a long time to make / staying up until 5 am to make little 'thank you' cards for everyone in their cca/class/both/everyone they know.. half of which get tucked into a corner and forgotten/throw away and trashed anyway
24. Being fussy with food / destroying their digestive systems - being anorexic (3 fishballs for a meal!?), protein diet, prolonged detox, bingeing, sharing portions of food meant for 1 person with 1 or 2 other anorexic girls, eating very often but very little each time, starving themselves for months at a time and then pigging out during sleepovers
28. Whining / fretting that they're fat / look fat / have a big butt (despite weighing 30 kgs and eating less than a Somali on a diet) and professing to be willing to enter Obedience School (BMT) to shed the 23kg that I did, regardless of its horrors, while constantly reassuring other distraught girls that they themselves are stick-thin
44. Drawing up elaborate lists detailing their "ideal" man, including in them qualities such as "sensitive", "thoughtful", "caring" and "good listener" (ie They want a "nice guy") and exchanging them with other similarly emotionally disturbed girls, then falling head over heels in love with the first jerk, alpha male or lying bastard (ie The antithesis) who comes along
82. Professing their love to each other and asking their friends if they love them too. If their friends say no, they get angry.
95. Taking neoprints of themselves and their friends in every possible factorial combination. (eg. 3 friends will take 6 neoprints to represent all the possible positions - ABC, ACB, BAC, BCA, CAB, CBA)
And of course, there's the issue of girls who love to ask boyfriends questions that are damn obvious but which they do not wish to answer themselves. And not to mention the fact that there are NO correct answers for these questions.
Like: "Am I fat?"
"Her butt bigger or mine?"
"Jennifer Aniston chio meh? Me leh?"
Anyway A was very dilligently doing her work initially but when B came, my gosh, she became one talkative girl too.
Girl + Books = No noise.
Girl + Girl = Alot of noise.
They started talking about very nonsensical stuff which I couldn't help finding very funny.
A: Eh you know the who-n-who in architecture? You know his bedroom, alot of architecture stuff leh!
B: Architecture stuff? Like? So what?
A: Like those, wooden pieces, all over his room, all over his bed!
B: Wah really ah! He exaggerate is it?!
A: No lah, I saw!
B: Wah!
A: Then hor, his bed put all the architecture stuff, then he sleeps in one corner of his room!
B: Aiyo so poor thing!
A: Yah lor soooooo pooor theeeeeeeeeeeeng!
Me: :)
This is the kind of thing that brings me some form of light in an otherwise dull study environment. At least got some form of entertainment. Then I started to guess what facs they were from.
B: You all every week need to present stuff one is it? That's why wear until so formal?
A: Ya loh sianz.
So I think A = Business.
A: Nowadays gotta do FYP, so sianz.
B: FYP? What is FYP?
I nearly fell off my chair.
But that gave me my answer. B = Arts.
Okay okay, no discrimination intended, but it was the first thing that came to my mind.
And I just happened to be at this website that has a list of like 129 things that define girls.
Here are some I think are really true and funny.
3. a) Bargaining for the sake of bargaining, even when the price is already very low - "a man is someone who pays $2 for a $1 item he wants. a woman is someone who pays $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want"
17. Giggling or laughing at everything and nothing / squealing (sometimes like small girls) (even over vegetables?) / yelping / screaming / shrieking (eg playing ball games - when they catch/throw the ball, when the ball comes near/almost hits them, when insects come near) / jumping up and down
22. "Nice" stuff as gifts for others which invariably takes a long time to make / staying up until 5 am to make little 'thank you' cards for everyone in their cca/class/both/everyone they know.. half of which get tucked into a corner and forgotten/throw away and trashed anyway
24. Being fussy with food / destroying their digestive systems - being anorexic (3 fishballs for a meal!?), protein diet, prolonged detox, bingeing, sharing portions of food meant for 1 person with 1 or 2 other anorexic girls, eating very often but very little each time, starving themselves for months at a time and then pigging out during sleepovers
28. Whining / fretting that they're fat / look fat / have a big butt (despite weighing 30 kgs and eating less than a Somali on a diet) and professing to be willing to enter Obedience School (BMT) to shed the 23kg that I did, regardless of its horrors, while constantly reassuring other distraught girls that they themselves are stick-thin
44. Drawing up elaborate lists detailing their "ideal" man, including in them qualities such as "sensitive", "thoughtful", "caring" and "good listener" (ie They want a "nice guy") and exchanging them with other similarly emotionally disturbed girls, then falling head over heels in love with the first jerk, alpha male or lying bastard (ie The antithesis) who comes along
82. Professing their love to each other and asking their friends if they love them too. If their friends say no, they get angry.
95. Taking neoprints of themselves and their friends in every possible factorial combination. (eg. 3 friends will take 6 neoprints to represent all the possible positions - ABC, ACB, BAC, BCA, CAB, CBA)
And of course, there's the issue of girls who love to ask boyfriends questions that are damn obvious but which they do not wish to answer themselves. And not to mention the fact that there are NO correct answers for these questions.
Like: "Am I fat?"
"Her butt bigger or mine?"
"Jennifer Aniston chio meh? Me leh?"
hahaha i read it too. but its so mean la! even tho its true.. dun say ma! tsk tsk tsk.
-daphne
Glad you liked it. Heh.