This is a very interesting piece from the book S.U.M.O written by Paul McGee.
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The George Carlin Theory
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends...
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?
Death.
I mean, what's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you move on to an old people's home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and then you go to work.
You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, party plenty, then you get ready for your senior school. Then you go to junior school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating..
And you finish off as an orgasm.
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The George Carlin Theory
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends...
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?
Death.
I mean, what's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you move on to an old people's home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and then you go to work.
You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, party plenty, then you get ready for your senior school. Then you go to junior school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating..
And you finish off as an orgasm.
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