Today was such an adventurous day. After stoning and reading in the library for about 6 hours, partly because of the rain, I went to have my hair cut and er.. highlighted.
So there I was at Marsiling waiting for my bus to come. It came pretty soon, and I was happy because I still had to go buy SOTONG BALLS for tomorrow's Shambaa potluck thingy.
So I happily got onto the bus, plugged on my earphones, and started playing F.I.R's CD; I love Qian Nian Zhi Lian so I set it to be the only song I wanna hear.
So on and on the bus went, until I noticed something weird. How come opposite side got 190?
I was like, "hmm..."
Then I saw the road sign "PIE Changi Airport"
I was like, "eh?"
Then I saw "Toa Payoh" and was like "huh?"
And finally I saw "KALLANG".
And I was like "WHAT THE FARK!?!?!"
I live in the WEST can.
I was about to alight immediately until I realized that I was on an expressway. Great.
Suddenly I heard the chorus of the song I'm listening ,"chuan yue qiaaaan nian de shaaaaaaaaang tong~~~ zhi wei qiu yi ge jieeeeee guooooo". How apt.
At the next bus-stop, I looked at the sign and saw that there were only 2 TIBS buses, 985 and 966.
966.
I was supposed to take 960. I wanted to take out pen and paper immediately to complain to TIBS for making the bus numbers so similar.
So after a few more stops, I finally saw a bus-stop where there's an overhead bridge I can cross, so I alighted and got onto the the bus heading towards Marsiling.
I checked out my watch: About 30 minutes since I left Marsiling I think. Another 20 plus minutes later, I finally saw the "BKE WOODLANDS". I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry.
Eight plus already. Haven't had dinner. I looked down, covered my face and shook my head. Then I caught a glimpse of my stomach pointing its middle finger at me.
Okay so I reach Marsiling. Had to go to the Gents. So I did. Upon entering, there was this ah neh facing the other way. He turned briefly to look at me. Then suddenly TURNED HARD.
THEN HE FRECKIN SMILED AT ME.
I really felt like crying.
So there I was at Marsiling waiting for my bus to come. It came pretty soon, and I was happy because I still had to go buy SOTONG BALLS for tomorrow's Shambaa potluck thingy.
So I happily got onto the bus, plugged on my earphones, and started playing F.I.R's CD; I love Qian Nian Zhi Lian so I set it to be the only song I wanna hear.
So on and on the bus went, until I noticed something weird. How come opposite side got 190?
I was like, "hmm..."
Then I saw the road sign "PIE Changi Airport"
I was like, "eh?"
Then I saw "Toa Payoh" and was like "huh?"
And finally I saw "KALLANG".
And I was like "WHAT THE FARK!?!?!"
I live in the WEST can.
I was about to alight immediately until I realized that I was on an expressway. Great.
Suddenly I heard the chorus of the song I'm listening ,"chuan yue qiaaaan nian de shaaaaaaaaang tong~~~ zhi wei qiu yi ge jieeeeee guooooo". How apt.
At the next bus-stop, I looked at the sign and saw that there were only 2 TIBS buses, 985 and 966.
966.
I was supposed to take 960. I wanted to take out pen and paper immediately to complain to TIBS for making the bus numbers so similar.
So after a few more stops, I finally saw a bus-stop where there's an overhead bridge I can cross, so I alighted and got onto the the bus heading towards Marsiling.
I checked out my watch: About 30 minutes since I left Marsiling I think. Another 20 plus minutes later, I finally saw the "BKE WOODLANDS". I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry.
Eight plus already. Haven't had dinner. I looked down, covered my face and shook my head. Then I caught a glimpse of my stomach pointing its middle finger at me.
Okay so I reach Marsiling. Had to go to the Gents. So I did. Upon entering, there was this ah neh facing the other way. He turned briefly to look at me. Then suddenly TURNED HARD.
THEN HE FRECKIN SMILED AT ME.
I really felt like crying.
LOL...i only tot u have sex appeal.. didnt know u oozed GAY APPEAL too!!!
Never wash your feet dry at nitez izzit...;)